- a) Coolly pull out your phone to enter 000 (911 for you American folk) and, while waiting for the operator, calmly ask your fellow diners for the address.
- b) Leap across the table with little care for the decanter of cab-merlot and immediately initiate first aid procedures.
- c) Look on in amazement as the host’s face moves through Pantone 142, 160 and finally 222.
You’re having dinner with friends at their house. The host, having chewed off a little too much of the wagyu beef, finds himself choking and is clearly in distress. The other guests look on helplessly waiting for you to spring into action. You: